Hell's Golfer Prints

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

Golfing Bishop.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

A man plays golf by the sea

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Golfing with God.

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

Golf

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'Putter'.

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"IV!"

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

Using Science In Fashion Design

'Sudden death?'

Office carpets,putting green type.

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

Golf Sale

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

Golfers' Heaven

The 19th hole

Golfer going through customs

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty