Golf God Gifts

Divine Golf

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

No-Work Orange

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

I guess she had other plans for you.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Golfing Bishop.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

I think you're ace

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Snooker Golf.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'