Godly Golfer Pillows

Golfing Bishop.

Golfing with God.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Golf

God playing with dolls.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Atlas holds up a football.

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

Thanks God!

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

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'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

'Sudden death?'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

The 19th hole

Golfers' Heaven

Golf Sale

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

Noughts and crosses.

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

"You da man!"