Gospel Golfer Pillows

'Well, what took so long?'

Golfing Bishop.

A man plays golf by the sea

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Golfing with God.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'It helps with reception.'

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Golf

Walking on Water

Thomas Dorsey.

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

Thanks God!

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

The First Supper

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

Priest reads sign above fire extinguisher that says: 'In case of quenchable fire, break glass'.

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

Religious man watching religious TV

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'Sudden death?'

'Here's the story of the sermon on the mount.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Golf Sale