Gospel Golfer Pillows

'Well, what took so long?'

Golfing Bishop.

A man plays golf by the sea

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

'It helps with reception.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Golfing with God.

Little Richard

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

Walking on Water

Golf

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

Thomas Dorsey.

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

Thanks God!

The First Supper

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

Moses parts water on the fairways.

Religious man watching religious TV

Priest reads sign above fire extinguisher that says: 'In case of quenchable fire, break glass'.

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'Sudden death?'

'Here's the story of the sermon on the mount.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Beth Moore

Golf Sale

Golfers' Heaven

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'