Gospel Music Pillows

"Okay, who's singing 'How great thou Arrrrrrrrt?"

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

Thomas Dorsey.

tell it on the mountain

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Guitars in Heaven

Little Richard

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

Walking on Water

Golf

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

The First Supper

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

Religious man watching religious TV

Priest reads sign above fire extinguisher that says: 'In case of quenchable fire, break glass'.

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"I'm sorry Gary, but my twelve apostles are enough. We don't also need a mascot."

'The pipe organ costs a hundred and ten thousand. Four music stands for Ed's Gospel Quartet, eighty five fifty. Discussion.'

'You called for tech support?'

'Here's the story of the sermon on the mount.'

"Matthew, Mark, Luke, Peter. John you are out of order again."

Beth Moore

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

"No, a question period will not follow!"

Jesus always enjoyed a day on the water fishing.

"Look, Mary, it's the wee three kings!"