Gospel Groupie Pillows

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

'Here's the story of the sermon on the mount.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Dynamite little combo

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

Thomas Dorsey.

"You're dragging the beat."

Athena

'Yes, you do always take me to the best restaurants. But, I always pay the bill!'

The First Supper

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Team Bass

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

'You called for tech support?'

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"