Gospel Fan Pillows

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Sistine Selfie

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

Little Richard

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Golf

John Calvin

Thomas Dorsey.

Flight Into Egypt.

"Eve just went nuclear and split an Adam!"

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'Big Issue!'

Mythical creatures on standby to enter Noah's ark.

Eden. I didn't know we'd be kicked out of Eden, nobody ever reads those terms of service agreements!

Promised Land Directory.

Pontius Pilates

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

"I can't believe the platypuses gave us $100 for our spot on the ark."

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"No one mentioned anything about bringing a date!"

"It was an accident."