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If Jesus had to find himself a job...

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Look man, no wings!'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Joseph and his coat

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

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'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Thomas Dorsey.

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Moses Holds Ten Commandments: Do Not FOLD, STAPLE OR BEND.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"So all is not rosy in the garden?"

Religious man watching religious TV

Heaven Security Checks.