Gospel Admirer Gifts

If Jesus had to find himself a job...

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Look man, no wings!'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Joseph and his coat

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Little Richard

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

Need tickets.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Thomas Dorsey.

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Cat Heaven.

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

Moses Holds Ten Commandments: Do Not FOLD, STAPLE OR BEND.

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Religious man watching religious TV

"So all is not rosy in the garden?"