Old Testament Admirer Pillows

As mountain goats, Carl and Maxine had a great view

Joseph and his coat

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Neptune

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Horseshoes...Samson-style

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

In udder de Nile

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

Need tickets.

Noah's Nark.

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'