Old Testament Admirer Prints

As mountain goats, Carl and Maxine had a great view

Joseph and his coat

Moses separating his Laundry.

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Neptune

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

In udder de Nile

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Horseshoes...Samson-style

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Need tickets.

Noah's Nark.

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'