New Testament Admirers Pillows

Jesus was banned from all future fishing tournaments

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Ten Commandments

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

Joseph and his coat

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Horseshoes...Samson-style

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

Noah's Nark.

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

'Whoa! - The activist judges will go NUTS with these!'

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'