New Testament Admirers Pillows

Jesus was banned from all future fishing tournaments

Moses separating his Laundry.

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Ten Commandments

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Joseph and his coat

Horseshoes...Samson-style

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

Noah's Nark.

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."