Old Testament Fan Pillows

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Noah was renound for his bad memory (Dinosaur Extinction)

Jael Buys a tent stake.

A car stops at a road sign that reads "Children of Israel Crossing" as Moses leads the Israelites across the road.

Jericho revisited.

STOP - Children of Israel crossing

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'

'Is there a backup plan?'

Noah directs animals aboard the ark featuring first class and tourist sections.

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"Are we there yet?

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Sistine Selfie

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Oedipus

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Horseshoes...Samson-style

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'