Gospel Admirers Pillows

"Look, Mary, it's the wee three kings!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ten Commandments

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Sheep In Curlers

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

'Whoa! - The activist judges will go NUTS with these!'

'Hey! - Do these make me the Aleph-male?'

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

Thomas Dorsey.

'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'

Noah's Ark

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

"Spoiler alert in the Galilee precinct, boss, they insist they don't want to know that child's gender."

Religious man watching religious TV

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

Methuselah attends a job interview.

'I thought we agreed on a $50 maximum.'

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

Holy Bible - Author Signing Today

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"