Gospel Admirers Pillows

"Look, Mary, it's the wee three kings!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ten Commandments

Sheep In Curlers

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Little Richard

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

'Whoa! - The activist judges will go NUTS with these!'

'Hey! - Do these make me the Aleph-male?'

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

Thomas Dorsey.

'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'

Noah's Ark

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

"Spoiler alert in the Galilee precinct, boss, they insist they don't want to know that child's gender."

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

Religious man watching religious TV

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

Methuselah attends a job interview.

Where did you get a fig leaf TATTOO?

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

Football

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

Holy Bible - Author Signing Today

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"