Gospel Twist Fans Pillows

'It's a girl!'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Thomas Dorsey.

The First Supper

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

The Three Wise Women

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

Religious man watching religious TV

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

"Did you like that mystery book?"

'The pipe organ costs a hundred and ten thousand. Four music stands for Ed's Gospel Quartet, eighty five fifty. Discussion.'

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

Eve gives Adam an apple pie

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

Holy Water.

"What powerful growth hormones your taking, Grandma"

'TERMITES!'

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

"Look, Mary, it's the wee three kings!"

"Wait, I want to post a picture of our lunch."

'I know he's got a bum report card when he comes in singing 'Nearer my God to Thee'.'

Noah leaving all the animals behind.

"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."

"Quick, fill it in; we've been selected for early release!"

The Post-Resurrection Years.

"Woah! I haven't read it yet. Spoilers!"