Gospel Twist Fans Pillows

'It's a girl!'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Little Richard

Thomas Dorsey.

The First Supper

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

The Three Wise Women

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

Religious man watching religious TV

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

"Did you like that mystery book?"

'The pipe organ costs a hundred and ten thousand. Four music stands for Ed's Gospel Quartet, eighty five fifty. Discussion.'

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

Beth Moore

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

Eve gives Adam an apple pie

'TERMITES!'

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

"What powerful growth hormones your taking, Grandma"

Holy Water.

"Look, Mary, it's the wee three kings!"

'I know he's got a bum report card when he comes in singing 'Nearer my God to Thee'.'

"Wait, I want to post a picture of our lunch."

"Quick, fill it in; we've been selected for early release!"

"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."

Noah leaving all the animals behind.

No one will be seated after this comic strip has begun. Please do not reveal the shocking plot twist to your friends. This evening is not going to end well, Lance. Spoiler alert.

The Post-Resurrection Years.