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Holy Water.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

United Church of OMG

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

Out for lunch... GOD

"We learned in Sunday School today that God uses illegal surveillance techniques."

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'

'How come I never see you in church?'

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

Man waiting to receive communion drinks soda

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

'We worship the deity formally known as God.'

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

All of Rev.Tuttle's sermons are videotaped in case one of congregates runs for public office.

'It's a girl!'

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

'Jonah, I sentence you to six months in whale...'

Devil in the first pew of church.

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.