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Holy Water.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

United Church of OMG

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

"We learned in Sunday School today that God uses illegal surveillance techniques."

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Out for lunch... GOD

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'How come I never see you in church?'

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Man waiting to receive communion drinks soda

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

'We worship the deity formally known as God.'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'It's a girl!'

'Thanks, but next time can you be more subtle when you think my sermon has gone too long?'

All of Rev.Tuttle's sermons are videotaped in case one of congregates runs for public office.

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"