Multi-faith Fan Pillows

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Tiny Visions

Trappist Monk Discord

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I'm having my entrails read."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Slalom

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

How Noah did it.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Amen, brother."

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Osmoses.

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

"Your bible is catching on, and we'd like you to make some personal appearances in Nineveh, Tyre and Jericho."

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"This is a weird frat."