Multi-faith Fan Mugs

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Trappist Monk Discord

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Tiny Visions

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Slalom

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Amen, brother."

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

Hellish Competition

"What format shalt I save these in?"

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"