Religious Tradition Fan Mugs

"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Tiny Visions

Trappist Monk Discord

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

The Running of the Brie

Highland Piper.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

How Noah did it.

"Amen, brother."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

Osmoses.

The Third Day of Christmas

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Michelangelo: God Creates the Rabbit

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

'Turning water to wine hasn't been one his finer moments.'

"Now, where'd that snake go?"

"And the boss says to enjoy the fruitcake."

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"Your bible is catching on, and we'd like you to make some personal appearances in Nineveh, Tyre and Jericho."