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Tiny Visions

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Trappist Monk Discord

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

Moral Outrage.

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

"Can we discuss this?"

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"Amen, brother."

How Noah did it.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."