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Tiny Visions

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

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A surprise in heaven

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"Hallelujah!"

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Moral Outrage.

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Can we discuss this?"

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

"Amen, brother."

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."