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''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

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Tiny Visions

A surprise in heaven

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"I'm having my entrails read."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"Hallelujah!"

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Moral Outrage.