Religion And Spirituality Fan T-Shirts

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"This is a weird frat."

'Take a commandment, Ms Jones.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Trappist Monk Discord

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

The ecumenical dinner party.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Attila the Nun.

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'