Religion And Spirituality Fan Pillows

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"This is a weird frat."

'Take a commandment, Ms Jones.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Trappist Monk Discord

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"I'm having my entrails read."

"What did Jesus order?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

Attila the Nun.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'