Religious Teachings Fans Gifts

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Tiny Visions

Trappist Monk Discord

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"Hallelujah!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

How's My Omnipotence? 1-800-CREATOR

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Moral Outrage.

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'