Plot Twist Fans Pillows

"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Subway Thrillers

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Better than Chekhov"

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

Crime

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

I've decided to become a mystery writer. "Dark clouds filled the horizon as two young lovers walked along the shore. As if sensing something was about to happen, seabirds cautiously circled around the couple. Suddenly and without warning, the young man reached inside his jacket and pulled out a large bag of pretzels and began to feed the birds." I'm very proud of that opening. The story has just started and it's already filled with twists and terns.

Bull with gun

Cinema. I won't tell you what happens, but there's a great twist at the end.

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

'The vet did it.'

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

"Did you like that mystery book?"

"It starts out with a standard romantic plot: Boy meets Girl, Boy loses Girl, wins her back, Girl kills Boy, devours his head and lays eggs in his carcass. Ok, now here's the twist..."

Noah's dove returns with a plunger.

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

Buried Husband

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"