Plot Twist Fans Pillows

"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Subway Thrillers

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Better than Chekhov"

Crime

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

Bull with gun

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'The vet did it.'

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

"Did you like that mystery book?"

"It starts out with a standard romantic plot: Boy meets Girl, Boy loses Girl, wins her back, Girl kills Boy, devours his head and lays eggs in his carcass. Ok, now here's the twist..."

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

Buried Husband

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

"Spoiler alert!"