Fantasy Twist Fans Pillows

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Lady of the bath...

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Knight feeding his kids.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

The Mouse Princess

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

The Loch Ness Rowing Team