Fairytale Twist Enthusiasts Pillows

Little Red Riding Hoodie.

A Fairytale Update

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Home Sweet Home

Pastries and Candy

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

The Frog Prince

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

Rapunzcow

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

Fearless Frog Part 19

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.