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Little Red Riding Hoodie.

A Fairytale Update

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Pastries and Candy

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

The Frog Prince

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

Rapunzcow

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'