Golf Course Dreamers Prints

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

Too many beers at lunch?

'You must address the ball properly first.'

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Desert Island golf

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Man golfing in water hazard with shark.

Golfer on Ski Lift.

"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

"I told you it was a rough course to play."

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'

A ball's best case scenario.

"Good shot from there Dad, but if I hadn't stopped it, you would have lost the ball down the hole!"

A goose loose on the golf course.

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

'This must be where we're 'magically whisked away to the hotel.''

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

I tossed a coin to decide between playing golf or going to work. I had to toss the coin four times.