Fairway Dreamer T-Shirts

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Mouse trap on golf course

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

God in the bunker.

Flights and Coronavirus

Angel Swing

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

Big Football

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Tee for Two!

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

A drone laying an egg

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

I warned you to keep it low!

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Isaac Newton...stumped.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'What a divot?'