Stadium Dreamer T-Shirts

'There's plenty of acreage, but nobody knows how to build a baseball stadium.'

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

'The sooner we move to a new stadium, the better!'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Artist and Musician

Ballet dancer.

Midnight Basketball

Angel Swing

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Baseball Dreams

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

Not The Real Me

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

Big Football

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

Artist paints his brush rather than the model.