Fairway Newbie Gifts

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Not that slowly back...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Tee for Two!

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Golfers lost on the road

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

I warned you to keep it low!

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'What a divot?'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Caddy With A Cool Box

Golf

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."