Fairway Navigator Gifts

'This next shot's about 450 years. You're gonna wanna watch out for that huge dogleg on the right.'

Cheating at golf.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Tee for Two!

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'You're away, Doc!'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

I warned you to keep it low!

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golfers lost on the road

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

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