Fairway Navigator Pillows

'This next shot's about 450 years. You're gonna wanna watch out for that huge dogleg on the right.'

Cheating at golf.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Tee for Two!

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

I warned you to keep it low!

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'You're away, Doc!'

Golfers lost on the road

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'What a divot?'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Golf

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Caddy With A Cool Box