Golf Cart Navigator Pillows

"They were such good executives that I couldn't bear to let them go completely."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Business Duck

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf cart in the hospital.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"Close to what? This doesn't look like Kansas anymore."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

Remote control bridge in bath.

"Nice putt."

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

"My kind of course."

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

Easy Course

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

"I arranged a foursome like you asked. Allen, Jack, Gene and Howard are playing at three."

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

Golfer searching for lost golf ball neglecting to notice the broken window.

'Would you like a cart?'

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'