Dream Fairway Enthusiasts Gifts

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Golfing Bishop.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

Tee for Two!

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Golfers lost on the road

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

I warned you to keep it low!

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'What a divot?'

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

'Thanks, but I know all about the Dogs of the Dow. My problem is I end up with them, instead of starting.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

You are not permitted to accept physical assistance when playing your shots...

"Mind if we play through?"

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'