Dream Fairway Enthusiasts Prints

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Golfing Bishop.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Tee for Two!

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

I warned you to keep it low!

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Golfers lost on the road

'What a divot?'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

Golf

'Thanks, but I know all about the Dogs of the Dow. My problem is I end up with them, instead of starting.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

You are not permitted to accept physical assistance when playing your shots...

"Mind if we play through?"

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'