Neatness Enthusiasts Prints

A man empties his plate off a balcony

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Spring Cleaning

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

The Movers - Decluttering

Super glue hoovering

The Messy Sink

"Thank God!"

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

Decluttering. . .