Clean Desk Advocate Pillows

"I'm a great believer in keeping a clean desk, chief."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

In the art gallery

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

In/Out box.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Working Vacation.

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

'My mom invented baths!'

The Messy Sink

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

Think Big.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

Medieval Torture

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

'It's true, I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub my face in it.'

'Wash balls here.'

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

Ham Sanitizer

"Ok, ok, I'll use a bloody coaster!"