Anti-pollution Gifts

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

North Pole

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Polluted geese

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Just Stop Boil

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

"That's an everblue."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Aliens and Environmentalists

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"The Nominees"

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Ecology

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'