Pollution Gifts

"I hate to admit it, but a man with a big carbon footprint makes me hot."

#FridaysForFuture

A seriously ill Planet Earth being rushed into a Hospital's Emergency room

"Technically, it's not an island."

Penguin hands over oil polluted world to sons...

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'Today everyone has to know 'What's in the food?', 'What's in the water?', 'What's in the air?' This is truly the golden age of analytical chemistry.'

"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."

Carbon footprints

'CFC's? I've been using this for years!'

Canadian wildfires

Xi Jinping

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Pollution and money

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Minnesota ground water

"You win a little and you lose a little. Yesterday the air didn't look as good, but it smelled better."

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

The economy and the environment.

City Pollution Latest

Women and baby with gas masks on.

Would you like a new toy? Kid would prefer a gas mask.

'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'

'What happened? -- You've got carbon footprints all OVER you!'

Getting Rid of Industry.

City Pollution

No smoking.

'They say it's a bad sign when the pigeons are coughing.'

Carcinogens.

Today's problems should have been solved in the 1950s, but in the '50s we were solving the problems of the '20s, and in the 20's we were solving the problems of the 1890's.

Think - But not too much.

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."