Air Pollution Gifts

"Actually, we live over seventy miles from LA. . . this is second hand smog!"

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Polluted geese

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Man using to much bug spray

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"That's an everblue."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Aliens and Environmentalists

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Fumes from furniture

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

The economy and the environment.

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Climate change skeptics.

Environmental Conscience

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...