Air Pollution Awareness Gifts

Too late he started realizing that it wasn't fake news after all.

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

North Pole

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Man using to much bug spray

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Sport Utility Boot.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Smokey The Tree"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Noise Pollution

Climate Change

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'