Plastic Pollution Awareness Gifts

"Nope. No fish."

Trash Fish

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Man using to much bug spray

"We'll always have Paris..."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Sport Utility Boot.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Smokey The Tree"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Noise Pollution

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"That's an everblue."

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

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Aliens and Environmentalists

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming