Air Pollution T-Shirts

"Actually, we live over seventy miles from LA. . . this is second hand smog!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Polluted geese

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Man using to much bug spray

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Aliens and Environmentalists

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

The economy and the environment.

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Fumes from furniture

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Climate change skeptics.

Environmental Conscience

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Ozone layer claims another victim.