Anti-littering Mugs

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

Biofelineism

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

In the art gallery

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"No Littering" sign in space.

'My mom invented baths!'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

The smoking Gun

Medieval Torture

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

"Ok, ok, I'll use a bloody coaster!"

"Oh, Larry, you’ve got a tiny piece of kibble ri-i-ight there."

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Ham Sanitizer

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"