Waste Management Prints

Slowly, almost imperceptibly, feelings of futility started to creep in,

Landfill Site: The Muck Stops Here

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Refuse Point: Confused and Unsure

'Ted, I don't think that's how they want our trash separated.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

Kitchen Waste

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

Mannequin Factory trash

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"Thank god for Tuesday morning therapy."

'It's a good thing you called us when you did, Mrs. McPhee. Your basement was nearly hip-deep in toxic shame!'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Everyone has a dream. . . Bob's was to sex-up the image of the waste management industry.

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

First recycling bin reads: 'Clear glass'; Second bin, full of junk, reads: 'Clearly not glass'.

'Well, that's Earth filled up, we'll need another landfill site.'

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

"It's a twist top. You know, to keep out the dumb animals."

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

Study shows people who litter are 'dumb as rocks' and 'kind of smell bad'.

Skip Hire

'This is too complicated. I think I'll just hold on to my waste and hope it eventually disintegrates.'

Recycling Point: Strange Objects Whose Purpose Has Never Been Clearly Defined.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

A man works at a desk of the Hicksville Waste Mgnt. Center - His boxes are marked Sludge In Sludge Out

'No wonder the taxpayers feel snookered!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Harnessing the black hole

'I understand that the hazardous waste they're hauling is used cat litter.'

Fly Tipping

Recycling plant has a Methane Bank with a toilet seat attached

Rely Onus Waste Control Inc.