Hazardous Materials Worker Gifts

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Nuclear waste.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Mask Autumn

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

'What training do I get?'

Load explodes on impact.

'Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic waste dump.'

Hazardous Wastes R Us.

"Fly tipping"

'And you need to do a better job of securing your garbage can lid.'

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Landfill site worker - 'Christmas catalogues...thataway.'

The devil makes work for idle hands...

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

Man caught by the police.